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Perhaps you can teach me about Quidditch. I hear it's fascinating. Hello.

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Mr Rothstein. A pleasure. I'm sure you'll love Quidditch and pick it up in no time. The key is to always keep your eye on the Golden Snitch.

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So I've been told. This is overdue. I have to start with an apology. I should have reached out sometime ago. I can only imagine what our presence must seem like.

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You all do come in overwhelming numbers and with a very specific reputation.

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Could you enlighten me?

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King slayers. Not just in your own vampire society. Ambition unchecked, bodies drop.

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Oh! Forgive me. You meant Americans. My apologies for my place of birth. You must understand America holds our mother country, as we hold the rest of mankind in Peace Friends.

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Well said but it doesn’t change how you’re perceived. Also you introduced yourself by one of yours turning Abraxas Malfoy - actions speak louder than words.

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Mr. Malfoy and I had been associates for some time. Was there a question there?

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Do you want questions, Mr Rothstein? I would be very interested in a one on one interview with you.

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Slander is a serious offense, Ms. Skeeter. Even in this country.

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Yes it is Mr Seymonov. Tell you what, I’d be delighted to meet with you and shake your hand. You can tell me then how slanderous I am.

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At any time. I have nothing to hide. Nor did I know my daughter's blood purity mattered outside of You Know Who's horrible dream. Is there a reason you'd accuse of such a heinous and dangerous implication?

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I make no accusations, I only report the truth and those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear.

You made her blood status an issue with the mark you bear.

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You accused my family of being Necromancers and now you accuse me of being a Death Eater? Have you any evidence to prove either of this?

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I do accuse you and I know even more but I chose to keep quiet about it. You should thank me for my discretion.

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Such as? Or should that be addressed in our meeting.

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Perhaps your wife can attend?

I’ll invite Ted Tonks. We can double date.

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Slow news day? Surely hauntings and fairy tales aren't your style.

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Celebrity sells and the Malfoys are the darlings of the wizarding world…. Or they were.

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Oh come now. What's more tantalizing then the salacious? I can't imagine anything we've has done anything to harm our stellar reputation.

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Abraxas is dead. Don’t get me wrong he’s a smoking hot corpse but he’s also shacked up with his teen vampire boy toy so… there’s that

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My father is quite well, I assure you. And yes, Mr. Snape is also living in the Manor with us. He's classmate of mine and dear friend.

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What a delightful interpretation of events.

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Come to my library sometime. It might be a fun article for a ghost hunt.

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nuckythompson

The Vampire family would like to formerly apologize to the great people of England in general and London in particular for the terror and unease we have caused by sudden and unannounced appearance. What began as a simple business dealing ended in tragedy, and we have been in contact with Lucius Malfoy and his new bride since the beginning.

When it came to our attention our newest fledgling would be targeted by a terrible evil and dangerous man in this Country, we took action- swift and terrible and again. We apologize to the Minister of Magic and the community for not announcing it but discretion and everyone's safety was our chief concern. Anything else we can do to help ease the public's mind, we will gratefully and earnestly do so.

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