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[theabandonedboy]

Why didn't he want me then?

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[mollyhayes]

Hey, Count Chocula!

Old Lace is good. She might have eaten all of Charles' begonias...and threw up on his rug but he'll have to get used to it. Where I'm from his mansion in New York is constantly getting trashed and rebuilt.

Should I wear a funny hat and pigtails?

[theabandonedboy]

Please call me that forever. *shows his fangs like a trophy*


Please? Bonus points if you mention k bands he doesn't know

[mollyhayes]

Very impressive! What else can you do? Can you still eat garlic? What about holy water? Sunlight?

What always gets Boomers is when I tell them that BTS is way hotter than the Rolling Stones.

[theabandonedboy]

Yes Garlic. Not sure about Holy Water but seems antisemitic. No sunlight.

Wanna see what else?